Scene inside a barber’s shop.

B1: Oye sheku, kal uska phone aaya tha.

B2: Kab?

B1: Raat ko aaya tha, 11.30 baje.

B2: Kya keh raha tha?

B1: Kehta ki usne teri ghadi bech di. 100 rupaiye mein.

(B2 turns around violently and looks at B1. Unfortunately, he was tending to me at that time…)

B2: Woe b*** ka l*** meri ghadi aise kaise bech sakta hai????

Me: Fuck man!! You’ve cut me!!!