Frndz… Buddyz…
Its been more than a month since my college (re)started. Yet, I haven’t posted about it on my blog! Well.. This does sound preposterous to me 
Anyways, I’m back as a blogger, and am seriously trying to find more time into writing new posts. Posting once a week is too less for a passionate blogger, isn’t it? Once, I even posted after fifteen days! My time management sucks, that’s why… I might want to do so many things (posting to blog, studying, writing, et al), but end up doing nothing! I am a perfectionist, maybe that’s why. I want things to be done my way, or else I don’t want them to happen. Since nothing of that sort happens in reality, I end up, well.. doing nothing!
Taking time out from my messy life, here I am, posting after more than a week. And that too, about the great Hans Raj College. Life’s back to normal I guess.
Lemme give you an introductory info about my group of friends. I shall be poking fun on them all the time, so you gotta know who they are, so that you can join the party 
First, I am friends with myself! If you want to read about me, move on to my homepage. Lots of crap is written there. Hope you enjoy reading that!
Next up, comes Mohnish. I call him b.c. And he calls me b.c. (If you are wondering what the hell is ‘b.c.’, then probably you don’t need to know! Rating: ‘A’!) So.. Mohnish is a happy-go-lucky kind of guy, who takes a bath only on Holi, used to carry a very dirty bag, and sports hair ala Aamir Khan in Taare Zameen Par. Everytime I crack a PJ, he’s the first person who tries to kill me 
He’s always late for the first class, much to the dispair of all those who wait for him at the Metro Station. (I use the bus, so I’m spared!)
Dhruv. He’s the next one, but most of us don’t call him by that name. We call him tharki instead. (Again, Rating: ‘A’!), due to some things he did during the first week in college. (And our decision of calling him tharki got even more strengthened when we had a chat with him in metro, some weeks ago!) He’s 22 years old, the oldest in our batch, but that doesn’t mean that he is someone duffer who just fails n fails every year (He’s the topper, guys!) He’s the most distraught when Mohnish comes late, and has even decided not to wait for him anymore. He’s the only person who listens carefully in class, says that he has 16GB ‘Maal’ in his PC, loves to give unusual poses for pics (like with an umbrella inside a classroom, or with his nose sticking out, etc. etc.). He’s a CS Whiz Kid, and loves to eat a lot of food (until recently, we also used to call him ??????!).
Next come the Bhai-Bhai, Vinik and Subrata. They are not real brothers. They are siamese twins! ! Sitting in LP most of the time and ogling at girls is their favorite passtime. And on top of that, they have a huge database of girls inside their minds, and you can extract info of just about any girl of our college! Sure, when it comes to girl watching, these two guys are the undisputed kings!
Enuf Boyz!! Lets come to girls
There are only 4 girls in our batch. (Just 3, if I remove the one I don’t hang out with!), and one of them is Deepti. She’s an utterly religious girl. 95% of the CDs found at her place are of bhajans and stuff. (Well… that’s what she tells me. I haven’t checked it out myself!) We call her Kaali Maata, and joke that she’ll destroy us if we come in her way! She’s too religious that a guy in our batch (Vipin, more about him later) would literally touch her feet before going for an exam! She cannot, or rather does not walk very much, and always look for escalators and elevators when she has to climb, because she got three diseases at the same time, last year. Hmm…
Anyways, the next one is Sana. She’s anorexic (lack of appetite or avoidance of food). Yeah, she avoids food, and literally lives on two plates of maggi and dinner for the whole day! That is why, she looks like a maachis ki teeli. She has a fetish for pink dresses, so I call is Gulaabo (Gulaabi is pink in Hindi). The other day, she came to college wearing a dress having floral prints. Can you guess her name for the day? Phoolan Devi
Yeah, so you got it. Everyday she gets a new name. A new title, I should say! And everyday she gets to hear from me and Dhruv about her eating habits (or rather the lack of them!) The other day, when I introduced her to a friend of mine, I called her a Soft Toy! See, each day, new title!
Two more people left to be described. Lemme come to Richa first. Her birthday falls on 7th of July (7÷7, you know…) That’s why, in my terminology, her name happens to be Satte Pe Satta! Otherwise I can also call her Dhanno or something similar. She’s a nineteen year old girl whose cellphone is always broken, and who has a fetish for getting free gifts. Like Mohnish, she has a habit of getting late (Yeah, never comes on time! People had had to wait for her for even 40 minutes!) Has a friend in another college, to whom she can talk to on phone for five hours straight!
Now comes the BlockBuster! VIPIN!
Nah.. You just can’t describe him in a few words. He’s from Haryana. He always wants somebody to give him a treat. He never told anybody that his birthday falls on 19th of August. He likes to act like a pregnant woman. Wants that every outing of ours should be near to his home. And yes, he acts like a doggy too! Lemme show you a video of this :
Vipin’s Doggy Characteristics from Rajat Arora on Vimeo.
Ah.. I said that I’ll poke some fun on my friends, but all my time went away in just describing them! I’ll have to do that part later
